Total Medals Earned: 2,066 (From 492 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,700 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/375 points)
Serve 3 customers in a row
Give the fork to a customer at the very last minute
Serve 20 customers in a row
Get 5 Close Call! in a single run
Serve 30 customers in a row
Reach the 5-stars restaurant level
Get 10 Close Call! in a single run
Get 15 Close Call! in a single run.
Serve 60 customers in a row
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/285 points)
End it all
Find four trophies
Kill 20 test subjects
Lift 4 Crates at once
Find Eight Trophies
Finish the game
Unlock all medals and trophies
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/185 points)
Chain 666 attacks in a combo
Kill 25 enemies with one special attack
Beat the story mode
Get platinum prizes in all Time Trial missions
Medals Earned: 9/30 (50/455 points)
Get a headache.
and she is back in heat.
Take damage.
Fox!
Try out the shades.
He said "I shot the clerk!"
Kill the tattler.
...while we sleep.
Come to show 'em where I am, huh? Not nice!
Leave the bank before the round is over.
Follow me on twitter.
Buy an upgrade.
Follow me on Newgrounds
Check out the extras.
Shot the sign.
Like me on Facebook.
Click the Newgrounds logo.
Get Frank to help you.
Buy all stamina upgrades.
Put the glasses on immediately after making a kill.
Get a x8 combo.
Buy all health upgrades.
Buy all special upgrades.
Buy all resistance upgrades.
Follow Genclops.
Get a score of 10000.
Buy every upgrade.
Get a x13 combo.
Get a score of 100000.
Collect every medal.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/375 points)
Politely decline
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 17/20 (300/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/275 points)
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